Tuesday, July 28, 2020

ANOTHER AROUND

FOUND ONLINE: Instead, there would be another around of $1,200 stimulus checks and an extension of the federal eviction moratorium.

I think they meant ROUND, not around.

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Monday, July 27, 2020

THE OFFICIAL MASCOT of 2020

FOUND ON FACEBOOK: The official mascot of 2020. (He's a raccoon.)

Washes his hands insentately.

Always wears a mask.

Rearrange the the letters in racoon, it spells CORONA! (END)

My take: Actually, it doesn't spell corona. It's raccoon, not racoon.

Also, I believe they meant incessantly, not insentately (a non-word). Insensate means lacking sense or understanding.


Don't feel bad; I doubt that raccoons spell that well, either.

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