Pee is on someone's mind

FOUND ON YOUTUBE: David Pecker's Past Practice Puts POTUS In A Pickle, Precludes Pulitzer

Apparently, the headline writer had P's on his mind; maybe he had to go out and pee. I like alliteration, but this is a bit much.

AS SEEN ON TV: I guess you're parent is always your parent.

This is Tony DiNozzo speaking via subtitles on NCIS. At least the computer program (I assume) got one of the yours right. They meant this: I guess your parent is always your parent.

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