Monday, December 16, 2013

One side says 31.9

When I was in school, my teachers always said that the placement of the period was everything in math. And they were right.

The local convenience has regular gasoline listed as 3.19 ($3.19) on one side of the sign out front. The other side says 31.9. That sign has been that way for more than a week, and, as far as I know, no one has complained or mentioned it.

Unfortunately, the gas costs $3.19 a gallon at the pump. I know. I wish, however, that the other side of the sign, with 31.9 cents on it, was right.

Update: The price has gone up to $3.25 on one side of the side, and it's 32.9 on the other side.

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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Bulls and teddy bears

FOUND ONLINE: He had the strength of a bull but the heart of a teddy bear.

That's a mixed metaphor. I think I'd go this way:


He had the strength of a grizzly but the heart of a teddy bear.

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