Monday, November 3, 2014

Touching story

FOUND ON FACEBOOK: Don't touch YOURSELF; ask the staff; thank you.

That was a sign that a store proprietor displayed. He/she obviously meant for a shopper to ask before touching anything, but it came out wrong.

ALSO FOUND ON FACEBOOK: A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

I love puns.

AND ANOTHER PUN FROM FB: If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

EDITORIAL GROUP: If you're a writer, editor or general freelancer, you might check out my Freelance Writers and Editors group on Yahoo! We've been really active lately, and I think we've become useful to each other.

WRITERS' GUIDELINES: If you want to write for magazines (or book publishers), check out the writers' guidelines on my Freelance Writers and Editors group on Yahoo!

CHECK IT OUT: You might look at Funds for Writers, which specializes in grants for writers.

You can reach me at or nc3022@yahoo.comAlso, my Twitter handle is EDITORatWORK.

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