That was a sign that a store proprietor displayed. He/she obviously meant for a shopper to ask before touching anything, but it came out wrong.
ALSO FOUND ON FACEBOOK: A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
I love puns.
AND ANOTHER PUN FROM FB: If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
EDITORIAL GROUP: If you're a writer, editor or general freelancer, you might check out my Freelance Writers and Editors group on Yahoo! We've been really active lately, and I think we've become useful to each other.
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